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Cookie Clickerwas released in 2013 by Orteil, and has since made its way into mobile devices and Steam. As an idle game, the gameplay is simple: Players click on a giant cookie, gaining a single cookie per click until they amass enough cookies to purchase in-game upgrades. Additionally,Cookie Clickeroffers a total of 538 achievements as of the 2.031 version.
Achievements are split into three types: Normal, Shadow, and Dungeon. There are 518 normal achievements, 16 shadow achievements, and 4 dungeon achievements. Unliketrophies on the PS4,gaining achievements inCookie Clickerdirectly influences the gameplay. These achievements will increase Milk, which unlocks Kitten upgrades that increase the cookies per second (CPS).
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Normal Achievements
The “normal” achievements are ones that players cangain through casual gameplay. Some examples include Clicking, Ascension, and Building achievements. Totaling a little over 500, these are the ones that make the bulk of the game.
The Land of Milk and Cookies
Brought to You by the Letter Money
Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
The Dreams In Which I’m Baking Are The Best I’ve Ever Had
Bursting at the Seams
And then what?
I think it’s safe to say you’ve got it made
Large and in-charge
Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
CPS (Cookies Per Second)
These are the cookies baked per second and based on “Raw cookies per second”. Any CPS boosted by Golden Cookie effects or boosts are not applicable for the CPS Achievements.
Fast and Delicious
Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Cookiehertz: A Really, Really Tasty Hertz
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. “Tastier than a hertz donut, anyway.”
Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Turbopuns
Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. “Mother Nature will be like ‘slowwwww dowwwwwn’.”
The Abakening
Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
There’s really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I’m rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how’s your day been?
Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. “Wow!”
Knead For Speed
Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. “How did we not make that one yet?”
Well The Cookies Start Coming and They Don’t Stop Coming
Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. “Didn’t make sense not to click for fun.”
I don’t know if you’ve noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center
Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
The proof of the cookie is in the baking
Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. “How can you have any cookies if you don’t bake your dough?”
If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing
Bake him away, toys
You’re #1 so why try harder
Haven’t even begun to peak
What did we even eat before these
More you say?
Keep going until I say stop
But I didn’t say stop, did I?
With unrivaled fervor
All the other kids with the pumped up clicks
Make 1 octillion clicks from clicking.
Building Achievements
Buildings inCookie Clickerare foundationsthat increase CPS through buying/upgrading. These are still considered “Normal Achievements” because they don’t require too much of the player’s effort or time. Each type of building (ex: factory, prism…) has its own CPS.
Mouse wheel
Of Mice and Men
Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals
Have 500 cursors. “& KNUCKLES”
With her finger and her thumb
Gotta hand it to you
Finger clickin' good
Just wrong
Sell a grandma. “I thought you loved me.”
Grandma’s cookies
Sloppy kisses
Retirement home
Friend of the ancients
Ruler of the ancients
The old never bothered me anyway
The agemaster
To oldly go
Aged well
101st birthday
Defense of the ancients
But wait ‘til you get older
Okay boomer
Gushing grannies
Panic at the bingo
Own at least 14 grandma types. “14’s a crowd!”
Bought the farm
Reap what you sow
Have 50 farms
Farm ill
Have 100 farms
Perfected agriculture
Have 150 farms
Have 200 farms
Gardener extraordinaire
Have 250 farms
Seedy business
Have 300 farms
You and the beanstalk
Have 350 farms
Harvest moon
Have 400 farms
Make like a tree
Have 450 farms
Sharpest tool in the shed
Have 500 farms
Have 550 farms
In the green
Have 600 farms
I hate manure
Rake in the dough
Huge tracts of land
You know the drill
Excavation site
Hollow the planet
Can you dig it
Center of the Earth
Tectonic ambassador
Freak fracking
Romancing the stone
Cave story
Hey now, you’re a rock
Rock on
Have 550 mines.
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way
Never dig down
Quarry on
Production chain
Industrial revolution
Global warming
Ultimate automation
Rise of the machines
Modern times
Ex machina
In full gear
Break the mold
Self-manmade man
The wheels of progress
Yes I love technology
Pretty penny
Fit the bill
A loan in the dark
Need for greed
It’s the economy, stupid
Acquire currency
The nerve of war
And I need it now
Treacle tart economics
Save your breath because that’s all you’ve got left
Get the show on, get paid
Checks out
That’s rich
Vested interest
Paid in full
Reverse funnel system
A capital idea
Your time to shrine
Shady sect
New-age cult
Organized religion
Pray on the weak
Vengeful and almighty
My world’s on fire, how about yours
Living on a Prayer
Preaches and cream
Thus spoke you
It belongs in a bakery
Charms and Enchantments
Curses and Maledictions
The Wizarding World
Have 250 wizard towers.
And now for my next trick, I’ll need a volunteer from the audience
It’s a kind of magic
Have 350 wizard towers.
The Prestige
Have 400 wizard towers. “(Unrelated to the Cookie Clicker feature of the same name.)”
Spell it out for you
The meteor men beg to differ
Higitus figitus migitus mum
Magic thinking
Too many rabbits, not enough hats
Galactic highway
Far far away
We come in peace
It’s not delivery
Make it so
That’s just peanuts to space
Space space space space space
Only shooting stars
The incredible journey
Have 550 shipments.
Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments. “Yes, there is. You’re currently using it as filling in experimental flavor prototype #810657.”
And beyond
The most precious cargo
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
Been there done that
Gold member
Gild wars
All that glitters is gold
Worth its weight in lead
Don’t get used to yourself, you’re gonna have to change
We could all use a little change
Just a phase
Phlogisticated substances
Now you’re thinking
What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex
Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear
Your brain gets small but your head gets dumb
Don’t let me leave, Murph
Reduced to gibbering heaps
With strange eons
Even more hideous
Which eternal lie
Forever and Ever
Heat Death
Have 250 time machines.
cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com
Way back then
Invited to yesterday’s party
Back already?
Be kind, reward
Deja vu
The long now
Molecular maestro
Walk the planck
Scientists baffled everywhere
A matter of perspective
What a concept
Rise and Shine
Harmony of the Spheres
At the end of the tunnel
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
A still more glorious dawn
Now the dark days are gone
What are the odds
Grandma needs a new pair of shoes
Million to one shot, doc
Have 150 chancemakers
As luck would have it
Ever in your favor
Be a lady
Dicey business
Maybe a chance in hell, actually
You’ll never know if you don’t go
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose
Fingers crossed
Just a statistic
Let’s leaf it at that
Threw you for a loop
The sum of its parts
Bears repeating
More of the same
Last recurse
Out of one, many
An example of recursion
Have 350 fractal engines.
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title
I’m so meta, even this achievement
Never get bored
In and of itself
The needs of the many
Eating its own
We must go deeper
Variable success
No comments
Up to code
Works on my machine
Technical debt
Mind your language
Closure
Have 400 javascript consoles.
Dude what if we’re all living in a simulation like what if we’re all just code on a computer somewhere
Taking the back streets
Have 500 javascript consoles.
Curly Braces
Have 550 javascript consoles. “Or as the French call them, mustache boxes. Go well with quotes.”
Duck Typing
Have 600 javascript consoles. “Hello, this is a duck typing. Got any grapes?”
First-class citizen
They’ll never know what hit ‘em
Ripe for the picking
Once you’ve seen one
Spoils and plunder
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere
Hyperspace expressway
You are inevitable
Away from this place
Everywhere at once
Reject reality, substitute your own
Strange topologies
Own 1,000 buildings.
Lord of Constructs
Own 2,000 buildings. “He saw the vast plains stretching ahead of him, and he said: let there be civilization.”
Own 4,000 buildings. “They’ll remember you forever!”
Own 8,000 buildings. “Getting a wee bit cramped.”
Purchase 100 upgrades.
Lord of Progress
Purchase 200 upgrades. “One can always do better. But should you?”
Purchase 300 upgrades. “So that’s where that fits in!”
When there’s nothing left to add
Purchase 400 upgrades. “…keep going.”
Polymath
Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. “Excellence doesn’t happen overnight - it usually takes a good couple days.”
Renaissance Baker
Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. “If you have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants - a mysterious species of towering humanoids until now thought long-extinct.”
The Elder Scrolls
Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. “Let me guess. Someone stole your cookie.”
Have at least 1 of every building.
Mathematician
Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive object, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Base 10
Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Centennial and a Half
Have at least 200 of everything. “You crazy person.”
Bicentennial and a Half
Have at least 250 of everything. “Keep on tuckin’.”
Tricentennial
Have at least 300 of everything. “Can’t stop, won’t stop. Probably should stop, though.”
Tricentennial and a Half
Have at least 350 of everything. “(it’s free real estate)”
Quadricentennial
Have at least 400 of everything. “You’ve had to do horrible things to get this far. Horrible… horrible things.”
Quadricentennial and a Half
Have at least 450 of everything. “At this point, you might just be compensating for something.”
Quincentennial
Have at least 500 of everything. “Some people would say you’re halfway there. We do not care for those people and their reckless sense of unchecked optimism.”
Quincentennial and a Half
Have at least 550 of everything. “This won’t fill the churning void inside, you know.”
Have at least 600 of everything. “Hey, nice milestone!”
Golden Cookies
These are achieved by clicking on the golden cookies that will randomly appear, making it akin to a “luck-based” mission.
Click 7777 golden cookies.
Early Bird
Click a Golden Cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Fading Luck
Click a Golden Cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Jellicles
Own 10 kitten upgrades “Jellicles can and jellicles do! verify to wash your jellicles every day!”
Dunk the cookie. “You did it!”
Tiny Cookie
Click the tiny cookie. “These aren’t the cookies you’re clicking for.”
What’s in a name
Give your bakery a name.
Here you go
Click this achievement slot. “All you had to do was ask.”
Tabloid addiction
Click on news ticker at least 50 times. “Page 6: Mad individual clicks on a picture of a pastry in a futile attempt to escape boredom! Also page 6: British Parliament ate my baby!”
Find the forgotten madeleine. “DashNet Farms remembers.”
Click really, really fast. “Well I’ll be!”
Grandmapocalypse
This is an in-game event that will trigger when the player has seven grandma types and six grandmas. Most of these achievements are gained by appeasing grandmatriarchs, the main antagonists ofCookie Clicker.
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. “we are eternal”
Elder Slumber
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. “our mind outlives the universe”
Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. “we have fed”
Dude, sweet
Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Year’s worth of cavaties
Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps. “My lumps my lumps my lumps.”
Sugar sugar
Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Seasons
Certain achievements like theSpooky CookiesandLet it Snowincrease the rate at which seasonal cookies drop.
Oh deer
Sleigh of hand
Reindeer sleigher
The hunt is on
Egging on
Here be dragon
Ascend with 1 million cookies baked. “Easy come, easy go.”
Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked. “Back to square one.”
Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked. “It’s been fun.”
Nihilism
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. “There are many things that need to be erased”
Dematerialize
Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. “Presto! …where’d the cookies go?”
Nil Zero Zilch
Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. “To summarize: really not very much at all.”
Transcendence
Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. “Your cookies are now on a higher plane of being.”
Obliterate
Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. “Resistance is futile, albeit entertaining.”
Negative Void
Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. “You now have so few cookies that it’s almost like you have a negative amount of them.”
To crumbs, you say?
Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. “Very well then.”
You get nothing
Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. “Good day sir!”
Humble rebeginnings
Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. “Started from the bottom, now we’re here.”
The end of the world
Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. “(as we know it)”
Oh, you’re back
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. “Missed us?”
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. “All rise.”
Smurf Account
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. “It’s like you just appeared out of the blue!”
If at first you don’t succeed
Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again. But isn’t that the definition of insanity?”
I’m the wiz
A wizard is you
Cast 999 spells. “I’m a what?”
Botany enthusiast
Green, aching thumb
Harvest 1000 mature garden plants.
In the Garden of Eden (baby)
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. “Isn’t tending to those precious little plants just so rock and/or roll?”
Keeper of the Conservatory
Unlock every garden seed.
Seedless to nay
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Make your first stock market profit.
Rookie Numbers
Own at least 100 of every stock market stock. “Gotta pump those numbers up!”
No nobility in poverty
Own at least 500 of every market stock. “What kind of individual is out there cramming camels through needle holes anyway?”
Full warehouses
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market stock.
Make my day
Make a day of CPS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Buy buy buy
Spend a day of CPS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
You win a cookie
This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. “We’re all so proud of you.”
Shadow Achievements
These achievements will require more time and effort, which is why there are currently 16 of them compared to the normal achievement’s 518. As one would expect,these are more difficultfor players to obtain.
Description
Four-leaf Cookie
Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously. “Fairly rare, considering cookies don’t even have leaves.”
All-natural cane sugar
Ascend 1,000 times. “Oh hey, it’s you again.”
Cheated Cookies taste awful
Hack in cookies.
God Complex
Name yourself Orteil. Note: usurpers incur a -1% CPS penalty until they rename themselves something else. “But that’s not you, is it?”
Third-party
Use an add-on. “Some find vanilla to be the most boring flavor.”
When the cookies ascend just right
Get to 1 million cookies in 15 minutes.
True Neverclick
Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks. “This kinda defeats the whole purpose, doesn’t it?”
Just plain lucky
You have 1 chance in 500,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler. “You monster!”
So much to do so much to see
Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Gaseous Assets
Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CPS ($31,536,000).
Dungeon Achievements
Unlike Normal and Shadow Achievements, Dungeon Achievements can only be obtained in the 1.037 beta Dungeons. As such, they’re not always counted among the lists of achievements forCookie Clickersince they areonly obtainable through cheating.
Getting even with the oven
Now this is pod-smashing
Follow the white rabbit
Defeat the sugar bunny (rare)
Cookie Clickeris available on Steam and mobile devices.
